This is an exact copy of an e-mail I received this morning from my boss. I swear I couldn't make this up if I tried.
To: Me and 2 co-workers
Subject: Projects Assignment Party
You are all cordially invited to visit as a Group at 2pm today so that I can assign work, increase your work load and stress level and generally demoralize you with ridiculously short deliverable timeframes.
Look forward to seeing you, and I will send a meeting invite so no one forgets.
THIS is why I love my job. I have the coolest department ever.